Unit History
TOTAL ANNIHILATION PEST CONTROL:
The front-line defense against the insect menace that threatens our very way of life!
Founded in 2025 by decorated veteran exterminators, our elite squad of pest elimination specialists wage an unrelenting war against the six- and eight-legged invaders that seek to infest our homes, businesses, and communities.
MISSION BRIEFING
Since our tactical deployment into the pest elimination theater, TOTAL ANNIHILATION teams have recorded:
[CLASSIFIED] confirmed cockroach eliminations
[REDACTED] ant colony neutralizations
[SO MANY] spider threat removals
[JUST LOADS OF] rodent extraction operations
Countless other successful missions against the creeping, crawling enemy
Our technicians don't just eliminate pests—they CRUSH the infestation with extreme prejudice, ensuring the safety and sanitation of YOUR territory!
COMBAT RECORD
SPECIALIZED FORCES
THE EXTERMINATORS
Our battle-hardened technicians undergo rigorous training at the TAPC Academy, where they learn the strategic deployment of chemicals, traps, and preventative measures. Each field operative carries state-of-the-art equipment and is prepared to confront any pest threat they encounter.
INTELLIGENCE DIVISION
Our reconnaissance teams utilize advanced detection technology to identify pest activity before a full-scale invasion occurs. Through thermal imaging, moisture detection, and other classified techniques, we locate the enemy's strongholds with pinpoint accuracy.
RESEARCH & DEVELOPMENT
In our high-security locations, TAPC researchers work tirelessly to identify the most effective weapons in the war against pests. From eco-friendly solutions to breakthrough barrier technologies, we're always one step ahead of the evolving threat.
SERVICE GUARANTEE
Would you like to know more? TOTAL ANNIHILATION PEST CONTROL offers a 100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE. If the enemy returns after our initial assault, our rapid response team will be deployed to your location AT NO ADDITIONAL COST until the threat is completely neutralized!
JOIN THE FIGHT!
The battle against household pests is never-ending, but with TOTAL ANNIHILATION PEST CONTROL on your side, victory is assured! Contact our command center today to schedule your tactical assessment and join the ranks of satisfied citizens who sleep soundly knowing their homes are secure from the insect menace.
Total Annihilation Pest Control – Eliminating threats one home at a time.