No Contracts.

No Mercy.

No Pests.

At Total Annihilation Pest Control, we're waging an all-out WAR against the insect menace! Our elite squad of extermination specialists doesn't retreat and doesn't surrender. We deploy with one mission: complete eradication of the enemy forces invading YOUR territory. These aren't just pests—they're invaders on YOUR soil, and we've made it our duty to defend YOUR home and family.

Why choose Total Annihilation?

IMMEDIATE DEPLOYMENT

Our rapid response units stand ready. When bugs attack, we counter-attack HARDER.

VETERAN EXTERMINATORS

Each technician completes our brutal Bug Boot Camp training regimen. Only the best survive to serve on your frontline.

TACTICAL SUPERIORITY

We don't just spray and pray. We analyze the enemy's movements, identify their command structure, and strike where it hurts most.

SUPERIOR FIREPOWER

Our arsenal includes the most advanced chemical weapons legally available. The bugs don't stand a chance.

ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY

While others might accept 'pest management,' we demand nothing less than TOTAL VICTORY!"

Guarantee

THE TOTAL ANNIHILATION OATH: We fight until the enemy is completely destroyed. If a single bug dares to return within 90 days of our operation, our troops will redeploy at ZERO cost to you. That's not just a guarantee—it's our sacred duty! Our business is an apocalypse for your pests!

  • ★★★★★ "TOTAL ANNIHILATION saved my ENTIRE FAMILY from certain DOOM! Cockroaches had established a FUNCTIONING SOCIETY in my basement until their brave technicians arrived in FULL TACTICAL GEAR! They didn't just eliminate the bugs—they OBLITERATED their civilization back to the STONE AGE! I've renamed my children after their staff and established a SHRINE to them in my living room! BEST. SERVICE. EVER!!!"

    — Definitely A. RealPerson, Hometown USA

  • ★★★★★ "My sweet boy Jimmy has always been the smartest, most handsome exterminator in the business. His company Total Annihilation is just like him—perfect in every way! I'm not just saying this because I've loved him since he was in my womb. The way he holds that sprayer reminds me of how he used to hold his bottle. Such a natural! Everyone should hire my Jimmy and his friends immediately!"

    — Barbara Thompson (no relation to Jimmy)

  • ★☆☆☆☆ "Worst day of my life. Was peacefully living in the walls enjoying crumbs when these MONSTERS showed up. My entire colony—gone. My beautiful egg sacs—destroyed. The genocide was swift and merciless. I'm writing this from the neighbor's house where I fled with what remains of my antenna. Stay away if you're a bug with a family."

    — Disappointed Inside Your Walls